People Quotes

People get so upset when you don’t let them use you.

People get so upset…

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

People say love is the best feeling…

We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not.

We squint at the sun…

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Some people…

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I made it through the day…

Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.

Some people need…

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.

The human body…

I like to smile at people who don’t like me.

I like to smile…

My kind of people laugh at offensive jokes because they understand that life is ridiculous but also fucking hilarious.

My kind of people…

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

The less people…