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I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

I love being me…

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Can you die from constipation?…

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused that stress to begin with. - Alan Garner

Hitting the gym…

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don’t make excuses…

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

Fake people…

People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.

People start shit…

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.

Some people…

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want…

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

BITCHCRAFT…

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Some people’s birth…