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I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.
I go from 0 to fuck everybody real quick.
'You are what you eat.' The fuck??? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?
Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great... But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.
Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I’m amazing beautiful soul. Another person will say I’m cold-hearted asshole. Believe them both, I act accordingly.
Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.
If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.
Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.
Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.
Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.
I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”
Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. - Angus Watson
Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.
Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.
Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I’ve done more stupid shit.
“Control your emotions” doesn’t mean “avoid your emotions". Feel your shit, understand your shit, but don’t lose your shit.
I’m going to be real pissed off if I get my shit together and the world ends.
Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.