Rude Quotes

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.
If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.
Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.
Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.
Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.
I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.
No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”
Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. - Angus Watson
Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.
Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.
Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I’ve done more stupid shit.
“Control your emotions” doesn’t mean “avoid your emotions". Feel your shit, understand your shit, but don’t lose your shit.
I’m going to be real pissed off if I get my shit together and the world ends.
Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.
Have you ever looked around you and thought I'm too sober for this shit!
It is OK to lose your shit sometimes because if you keep your shit, you’ll end up full of shit and then you’ll explode and there will be shit everywhere. A shit storm. And nobody wants that.
Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death
I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
4 things to quit right now: 1. Trying to please everyone, 2. Fearing a change, 3. Living in the past, 4. Giving fucks.