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I hate when people assume shit. Just ask me and I’ll fucking tell you.

I hate when people assume shit…

I'm not quite fucking sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.

I’m not quite fucking sure…

Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers

Never miss…

If I ask you how you’re doing, please just say “good” and move on. Don’t start telling me shit.

If I ask you…

Maybe if we wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

Maybe if we wait…

I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up. ― Barack Obama

Don’t underestimate…

I’ll tell you what we don't have a shortage of. Dumbasses.

I’ll tell you…

I'm exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting.

I’m exhausted…

Oh look, it seems that your bullshit train has just pulled into my I don’t give a fuck station.

Oh look, it seems…