Rude Quotes

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.
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Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.
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Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.
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I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. - Madonna
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Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.
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When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".
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Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
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I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
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Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!
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Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.
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I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
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It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
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I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
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It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
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No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
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To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!
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I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.
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When I get mad at someone, I'm silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.
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If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
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