Quotes by Rude

Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.

Attitude Funny Inspirational Life Rude Sarcastic

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Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it’s never gonna happen. Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it’s already upon ass.

Funny Offensive Rude Sarcastic

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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

Attitude Offensive Rude Sarcastic

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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Attitude Offensive Rude Sarcastic

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Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

Attitude Funny Rude Sarcastic

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Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Attitude Life Rude Sarcastic

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I’m not a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

Attitude Funny Rude Sarcastic

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Attitude Rude Sarcastic

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Life is about saying “FUCK IT” to those who matter, and “FUCK YOU” to those who don’t.

Attitude Life Rude Sarcastic

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Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Attitude Insulting People Rude Sarcastic

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