Rude Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings, Remarks

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off. - Gillian Flynn
Ambitchious: Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
People like to say they are "Real", but they don't say real what. Real shady, real needy, a real piece of shit. Sorry, but I need you to be more specific.
The older I get, the less I try to tip toe around people's feelings. You either like me or you don't. Simple as that.
Life belongs to those who don’t give a fuck.
Ninety-five percent of conversations is unbelievable waste of time.
CUNSTPATED: Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.
And a "Fuck You" goes to every person who took advantage of my kindness.
I've come to the point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
ZODIAC SIGN: An excuse for people to justify their shitty behavior.
If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for "Real Life", they'd offer a class called "Working with assholes".
MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.
I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.
Dear life, could you at least start using lubricant?
No matter how low I lower the bar of expectations, some people manage to roll right under it.
The fact that the jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
GRAMMAR: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE A DRINK. - Me as a therapist.