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Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.

Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. - Madonna

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.

It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.

To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.

When I get mad at someone, I'm silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

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