Rude Quotes

In life you either “pisses pants” or you “shits aggressively”.

In life you either…

I really hate it when someone accuses me of not caring about whatever the fuck they were talking about.

I really hate it…

Their opinion doesn’t sleep in your bed at night, so don’t let it fuck with you.

Their opinion…

Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…

I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a fuck about your opinion of me.

I’ll eat a bowl of water…

If at first you don’t succeed go get drunk and tell everyone to fuck themselves.

If at first you don’t succeed…

Fucking with me is like masturbating. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but when you’re done you realized you just fucked yourself.

Fucking with me is like…

I always say what I feel... But I’m bipolar, so I feel a lot... Like... I love you, but you’re a cunt bag twatwaffle, so I hate you, but I hope you’re good. Now fuck off.

I always say what I feel…

Better grab my dumbrella. It’s really stupid out there today.

Better grab my dumbrella…

Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Didn't, wouldn't, fuck it.

Shoulda, woulda, coulda…