Rude Quotes

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

The dildo of consequences…

I don’t mind being a villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

I don’t mind…

If you don’t like me, remember that it’s Mind over Matter. I don’t mind and you don’t fucking matter.

If you don’t like me…

I act like I don’t give a shit, but deep down... I still don’t give a shit.

I act like…

I can only please one person a day and that person is me. Fuck you.

I can only please…

I say “Fuck this shit” about 35 times a day because shit never stays fucked.

I say “Fuck this shit”…

FUCKDUST: What is left after you are out of fucks to give.

FUCKDUST…

You may call it being a smart ass. I call it explaining why you’re an idiot.

You may call it being a smart ass…

One day everyone who needs to fuck off will fuck off.

One day…

I have finally got all my shit together... I just forgot where I put it.

I have finally got all my shit together…