Rude Quotes

I wish people would ask me if I give a fuck before they started talking to me.

I wish people would ask…

I’m just WTF-ING my way through life.

I’m just WTF-ING…

My life would be so much easier if I wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are.

My life would be…

You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I usually think "Not now".

You remind me…

Look, I'm a nice person, but I'm not here to take your shit.

Look, I’m a nice person…

WARNING! I have restless leg syndrome and may not be able to stop myself from kicking your ass.

WARNING!…

Dad bods are fine until you make her mad. Then you’re a fat fuck.

Dad bods are fine…

I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, “I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal”. Suddenly I realised how many gynecologists there are on the road.

I saw a car…

It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks. - Charlie Chaplin

It isn’t the ups and downs…

I can’t hear your bullshit over the sound of the fucks I'm not giving.

I can’t hear your bullshit…