Rude Quotes

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone more comfortable.

People always tell…

Anything you can do, I can do better. Unless it’s being a piece of shit. Then you win.

Anything you can do…

Row, row, row your boat gently the fuck away from me.

Row, row, row your boat…

If it’s not yours, don't take it. If it’s not right, don’t do it. If it’s not true, don’t say it. If you don’t know, then shut up

If it’s not yours…

I tested positive for seeing through the bullshit.

I tested positive…

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself…

It is OK to take a break from a kindness to remind someone they got you fucked up.

It is OK…

It is OK to bite the hand that feeds you, if it’s feeding you bullshit.

It is OK…

I’m too old to get pretend. I know who I am, I own that shit like motherfucker.

I’m too old…

Maybe your final stage of healing is telling folks to fuck off.

Maybe…