Rude

Stop saying “everything happens for a reason” when you fuck up! Shit happens because you let it.
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Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest.
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I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.
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For the amount of shit I've been through, I really have a beautiful soul.
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If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.
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Be nice, but not too nice. The world will FUCK YOU otherwise.
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Is FUCKTASTROPHY a word? Because I feel it could be useful.
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Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?
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EVERYONE’S FUCKED UP. You just gotta figure out what kind of fucked up you’re into.
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Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
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I am a nice person. Just don't push the asshole button.
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I may not be much help in telling you what works. But I sure have fucked up enough to tell you what doesn't.
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Being an adult is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by fucking airplane.
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I have 3 moods: IDK, IDC, IDGAF.
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You think everyone has the same heart as you, and that's what's going to fuck you up.
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Every evening when I tell my boss "Have a good night", what I really saying is "Go fuck yourself".
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I've learned a lot of great lessons from a few fucked up people.
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How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the fuck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
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Pretty sure I’ve spent about a third of my life saying "What the fuck is wrong with people".
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