You give my middle finger an erection.
Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.
I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize it was just a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.
Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.
Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I'll make you cry.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Even if I had a pocket full of fucks I still wouldn't give you one.
Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own
Sleep well middle finger, you've got a big day ahead of you tommorow.
The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.
I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.
“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.
I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.
I could never be a politician. I would start every debate with "listen here, motherfucker"
I am an optimist! I think most people are half full of crap.
Just remember that all the shit someone puts you through, sooner or later finds its way back to them.
People: Watch your language. Me: Oh fuck, sorry.
I have to stop saying, "How stupid can you be". I think people are starting to take it as a challenge!
I believe in fuck off at first site.
Well, aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
I'm not sure if my life is getting better.. or the amount of fucks I give is declining everyday.
When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth anymore of my time.
I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.