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The key to a good life is not giving a fuck about more; it’s giving a fuck about less, giving a fuck about only what is true and immediate and important. - Mark Manson

The key to a good life…

I should really let my inner asshole out more often, because holy hell, that fucker gets shit done.

I should really…

You are about as pleasant as an itchy butthole.

You are about as pleasant…

Once I start taking my advice It’s over for you fuckers.

Once I start taking my advice…

Of all the ways to tell someone to fuck off, fuck off is my favorite.

Of all the ways…

We’re all fucked up. Some of us just don’t lie about it.

We’re all fucked up…

Fuck me over and it’s fuck you forever.

Fuck me over…

Thou shall not judge, because thou has fucked up before too.

Thou shall not judge…

Mindset is everything. Mine is pretty much always “Fuck this shit”.

Mindset is everything…

People say I have a bad attitude. I say fuck them!

People say…