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A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE…

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Only dead fish…

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

A cat looks down…

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

71% of our planet…

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women…

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.

RULE NUMBER ONE…