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Can’t fall asleep? Good. Your dreams will never come true anyway.

Can’t fall asleep?…

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

I hate it…

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Have you ever listened…

I don’t have welcome mat at my door because I’m not a hypocrite.

I don’t have…

Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

Every day…

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Free speech is nice…

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women…

Don't like me? Cool. I don't wake up every day to impress you.

Don’t like me?…

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

Do you ever feel…

Don’t try to explain yourself to stupid people. You’re not the jackass whisperer.

Don’t try…