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Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high…

Life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up... Sometimes it's down... But it won't be hard forever.

Life is…

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.

Making fun of someone…

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.

Some people…

Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".

Every time I say…

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Being a dick…

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like…

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused…

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Common sense…

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want…