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Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. - Madonna

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. – Madonna

At this point, I’m convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my anger management skills.

At this point, I’m convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my anger management skills.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

SARCASM. Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

SARCASM. Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - W.C. Fields

I am free of all. I hate everyone equally. – W.C. Fields

Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

I don't have any room for hate in my heart. I do have plenty of room for go fuck yourself though.

I don’t have any room for hate in my heart. I do have plenty of room for go fuck yourself though.

Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one. - Sylvia Plath

Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one. – Sylvia Plath

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.