Rude Quotes

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. – Madonna

At this point, I’m convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my anger management skills.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

SARCASM. Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

I am free of all. I hate everyone equally. – W.C. Fields

Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.

I don’t have any room for hate in my heart. I do have plenty of room for go fuck yourself though.

Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one. – Sylvia Plath

The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.