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Dear opposers of profanity, don’t be pissed because I can formulate an intelligent sentence and throw a “motherfucker” in for the hell of it. Learn to juggle.

Dear opposers…

There are two types of people in the world. Those who like you, and those who can go fuck themselves.

There are two types of people…

Before you judge someone else, try to keep in mind, you’re probably piece of shit too.

Before you judge…

I don’t care what colour your skin is. I don’t care what size you are. I don’t care what your sexual preference is. I hate everyone. Fuck you.

I don’t care…

I’m not rude. I’m selectively nice, and you weren’t selected.

I’m not rude…

Don’t think of yourself as a failure. Think of yourself as a successful fuckup.

Don’t think of yourself…

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else concerned about how fucking stupid everyone is?

Not to alarm anyone…

We have to stop this recent culture of people telling us there’re offended and expecting us to give a fuck.

We have to stop…

The older I get, the fucker the no.

The older I get…

Being a dick increases your chances of getting told to fuck off.

Being a dick …