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Too many idiots, not enough villages.

Too many idiots…

Everyone is a sneaker motherfucker these days.

Everyone is…

I can respect a honest hoe. It’s the sneaky bitches I don’t like.

I can respect…

I hate when someone tells me “I used to have a crush on you”. What the fuck am I supposed to do with an expired crush?

I hate when someone tells…

Shut the fuck up. Shut all the way the fuck up until you reach the top of shut fuck mountain, where there are no more fuck ups to shut!

Shut the fuck up…

You ever looked at someone and thought “Shut the fuck up” but they're not even speaking?

You ever looked…

Normalize telling people “I don’t give a fuck” in the middle of conversations.

Normalize…

Regrets are for pussies. Shit happens, fucking deal with it.

Regrets are for pussies…

I only offend those who fit the description.

I only offend…

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and say “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Apparently, it’s rude…