Rude Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings, Remarks

Bitch Please, I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is just a fucking twat waffle and isn't worth your time.
I am not an asshole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes.
To all the adults using colouring books for stress relief, grow the fuck up and get drunk like the rest of us.
Accept yourself. You don't have to prove shit to no one except yourself. - Drake
People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.
Being an asshole is easy. Being a bitch takes style.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
I will always struggle throughout my life. But I will always find a way to fucking survive.
I would slap you, but shit splatters.
Bitch: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.
Manners: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.
Opinions are like farts. Just because you have one inside you, doesn't mean you need to let it out.
Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"
Fuck Off Pie: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you's, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.