Rude Quotes

Kindness is my go-to, but fuck off is my wingman.

Kindness is my go-to…

Stop asking why I'm crazy. I don't ask why you're stupid.

Stop asking why I’m crazy..

Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.

Some people should be…

If I got paid for pissing people off I’d be rich as fuck.

If I got paid…

Sucks you have to be fake for people to like you.

Sucks you have to be fake…

I’m not an asshole. I’m just someone that’s not afraid to tell you to fuck off.

I’m not an asshole…

Note to self: Don’t argue with people that should have been swallowed.

Note to self…

I don’t have brain farts. My brain completely shits its pants from time to time.

I don’t have brain farts…

Off is a general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

Off is a general direction…

Some people’s third eye is their butthole.

Some people’s third eye…