Rude Quotes

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!
Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.
I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!
I don't need the last laugh. I've been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.
When I get mad at someone, I'm silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.
If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
Just got a booty call from life. Apparently it wants to keep fucking me.
Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.
I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.
I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it.
I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.