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Fighting with me is like being in the special Olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Fighting with me is like being in the special Olympics. You may win, but in the end you’re still a retard.

Silence is better than bullshit.

Silence is better than bullshit.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.

There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

People say swearing is an unattractive trait. Good thing I don't give a fuck what people think.

People say swearing is an unattractive trait. Good thing I don’t give a fuck what people think.

There is time to be nice, and there is time to say, "I have had enough of your bullshit".

There is time to be nice, and there is time to say, “I have had enough of your bullshit”.

I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.

I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.

Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to a fucking wall.

Dealing with some people is like trying to nail jello to a fucking wall.