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I fucking hate small talk. What the fuck do you want?

I fucking hate small talk. What the fuck do you want?

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

Shut the fuck up and drink your feelings like the rest of us.

Shut the fuck up and drink your feelings like the rest of us.

If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?

If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?

There is always a little “go fuck yourself” in every "whatever".

There is always a little “go fuck yourself” in every “whatever”.

I am terribly sorry if you don't like my harsh honesty. But I don't like your sugar-coated bullshit either.

I am terribly sorry if you don’t like my harsh honesty. But I don’t like your sugar-coated bullshit either.

Turn off your feelings sometimes, life is better when you don't give a fuck.

Turn off your feelings sometimes, life is better when you don’t give a fuck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

My personality is somewhere between Mother Teresa and Motherfucker.

My personality is somewhere between Mother Teresa and Motherfucker.

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.