Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.
It’s better to shoot for the stars and miss than to aim at pile of shit and hit.
"FUCK IT" helped me through a lot of situations.
Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.
Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.
Life has a tendency of fucking things up when you finally get to be happy.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain
Silence is the best reply to a fool.
I’ve lost my ability to give a damn. If found, no need to return it. Go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.
Knowing when to shut the hell up is a gift very few people are born with.
I've been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.
I'm sorry... I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute.
Fuck excuses, learn to admit when you fuck up.
Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together. You are either an ocean or a puddle, don't be a puddle. People walk through puddles like they are nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.
I'm not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don't like what you see, then piss off.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.
Who need drugs when human emotions can fuck you up just the same.
Stop saying “everything happens for a reason” when you fuck up! Shit happens because you let it.
Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest.
I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.
For the amount of shit I've been through, I really have a beautiful soul.
If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.
Be nice, but not too nice. The world will FUCK YOU otherwise.