Rude

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? - Steve Polyak
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams
Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".
Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck.
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.
Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.
Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.
Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.
BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.
I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.
Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
A little piece of advice…Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.
A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF
Only dead fish go with the flow.
A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill
71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.