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The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

The problem with some people is that they're breathing.

The problem with some people is that they’re breathing.

There is a fine line between paying someone compliments and kissing someone's arse. Never cross it.

There is a fine line between paying someone compliments and kissing someone’s arse. Never cross it.

I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn't necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn't fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.

I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn’t necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn’t fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.

I’m not sure that we all have an inner child, but some definitely have an inner-idiot they have no control whatsoever over.

I’m not sure that we all have an inner child, but some definitely have an inner-idiot they have no control whatsoever over.

They said life is too short to hold grudges. I think life too short to be letting people get away with the same shit.

They said life is too short to hold grudges. I think life too short to be letting people get away with the same shit.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein

Being a good person doesn't mean you have to put up with other people's crap all the time.

Being a good person doesn’t mean you have to put up with other people’s crap all the time.

People love to watch you fall and they get mad as hell when you get back up stronger.

People love to watch you fall and they get mad as hell when you get back up stronger.

Bitch Please, I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.

Bitch Please, I’m so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.