Rude

Nothing inspires the words: fuck off, like someone asking me to watch my language.

Nothing inspires the words: fuck off, like someone asking me to watch my language.

We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not.

We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not.

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. – Betty White

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. – Betty White

I’m sorry dear, in order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I’m sorry dear, in order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.

SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.

Over time, I’ve mastered the art of saying “Fuck off” just by looking at someone.

Over time, I’ve mastered the art of saying “Fuck off” just by looking at someone.

I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.

I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Whoever said the customer is always right has never worked with the public a day in their freaking life!

Whoever said the customer is always right has never worked with the public a day in their freaking life!

I don’t drink on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation to tell everyone to fuck off.

I don’t drink on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation to tell everyone to fuck off.

I’m nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone they earned that shit.

I’m nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone they earned that shit.

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.

The nicer you are, the easier you’re hurt. So, just be an assole.
My “give a fuck” is still broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional.
I’m trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I’m positive everyone is an asshole.
I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.
Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.