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The path of inner peace begins with four words: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM

The path of inner peace…

I'm on that new "I don't give a fuck" diet. I've lost 10 assholes already.

I’m on that new…

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. - Edith Sitwell

I am patient with stupidity…

REMEMBER no one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has a crack in it.

REMEMBER…

Sometimes you have to remind people you can be an asshole too!

Sometimes you have to…

Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

Stress balls really work…

Think old and you'll be old. Think young and you'll be a delusional old fart.

Think old and you’ll be old…

The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them would choke on it.

The world…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…

We buy shit we don’t need, with the money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.

We buy…