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Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”

Sometimes…

Life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it, the shit just keeps coming.

Life is like diarrhea…

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

If people are talking…

Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.

Somedays you feel…

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. – Winston Churchill

Tact…

Scientists say the world is made up of Photons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention Morons.

Scientists say…

I express all my emotions by saying “FUCK” in varying tones.

I express all my emotions…

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

The less people…

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Sometimes…

Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.

Some people…