Sarcastic Quotes

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

A little piece of advice… Don't talk shit if you can't fight.

A little piece of advice… Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Only dead fish go with the flow.