For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.
Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that pissed you off in the first place?
Best friends are those who don’t say anything when you show up at their door with a dead body. They just grab a shovel and follow you.
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.