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Assholes are part of our lives. We can't escape. It is how we deal with them that makes the difference. - Wendy Sellers

Assholes are part of our lives…

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

Life is too short…

Jim Morrison was right. People are fucking strange.

Jim Morrison was right…

When I get mad at someone, I'm silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.

When I get mad…

Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Sometimes, you have to…

If you don't go crazy every now and then, how could you know that you're sane, every now and then. Besides, it's going crazy, that keeps you sane.

If you don’t go crazy…

I really don’t care if nobody likes me. I wasn’t put here to entertain everyone.

I really don’t care…

The devil whispered to me, "I'm coming for you". I whispered back, "bring pizza".

The devil whispered to me…

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

If stupid were a disability…

Just got a booty call from life. Apparently it wants to keep fucking me.

Just got a booty call…