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Sarcastic Quotes

The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. - Darynda Jones

The fact…

Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.

Sometimes when you give a fuck…

Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. Then shit happened!

Once upon a time…

I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

I hate when people say…

I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.

I bet the first guy…

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

People who talk shit…

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me for not beating the fuck out of you the first time.

Fool me once…

People are the best show in the world. And you don’t even pay for the ticket. – Charles Bukowski

People are the best show…

I’m afraid if I give up sarcasm, I would have to replace it with murder.

I’m afraid if I give up sarcasm…

Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.

Girls always say…