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People hate the truth. Unfortunately for them, the truth doesn't give a shit.

People hate the truth…

Some people are the human version of period cramps.

Some people…

What the fuck are birds so excited about at 5am?

What the fuck…

Romeo died because of Juliet, Jack died because of Rose. Stay single if you want to live.

Romeo died because of Juliet…

The less you give a fuck, the happier you'll be.

The less you give a fuck…

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a shit".

Do you ever just wanna…

Sometimes you just need to take a break from everything and fuck a little... or a lot.

Sometimes you just need…

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.

Trust gets you killed…

People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say…

Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta…