Sarcastic Quotes

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

71% of our planet…

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women…

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.

RULE NUMBER ONE…

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A quiet man…

A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”

A large group of people…