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When your ex says "you'll never find someone like me!" Reply, "that's the point".

When your ex says…

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I would slap you…

My 4 Moods

MY 4 MOODS…

I didn't give a fuck. Then I drank RedBull, now I don't give a flying fuck.

I didn’t give a fuck…

Some people are like a bag of pampers... Self absorbed and full of shit.

Some people…

STRESS: SHIT TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND

STRESS…

Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.

Sometimes you need…

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

God must love…

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking…

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse…