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Some bridges aren’t meant to be burned. They’re meant to be blown the fuck up by smitherins.

Some bridges…

Girls mature faster than guys because men don’t usually develop breasts until their mid 40's.

Girls mature faster…

There’s a 50% chance you won’t like me. There’s a 100% chance I won’t change because of it.

There’s a 50% chance…

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

I think we all need…

I prefer to say selectively social rather than anti - social if you don’t mind.

I prefer to say…

You call it “nagging”. I call it “listen to what I fucking said the first time”.

You call it “nagging”…

If you're arguing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.

If you’re arguing…

I would like to apologize to absolutely no one, get fucked.

I would like to apologize…

Your face is just fine, but you’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

Your face is just fine…

What doesn’t kill you will probably try again.

What doesn’t kill you…