Quotes by Sarcastic

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Attitude Rude Sarcastic

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Life is about saying “FUCK IT” to those who matter, and “FUCK YOU” to those who don’t.

Attitude Life Rude Sarcastic

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Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Attitude Insulting People Rude Sarcastic

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Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Funny Offensive Rude Sarcastic

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Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.

Funny Inspirational Rude Sarcastic

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Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don’t sing.

Funny Rude Sarcastic

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Can’t fall asleep? Good. Your dreams will never come true anyway.

Attitude Funny Rude Sarcastic

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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

Attitude Rude Sarcastic

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Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Attitude Offensive Rude Sarcastic

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I don’t have welcome mat at my door because I’m not a hypocrite.

Attitude Rude Sarcastic

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