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Sarcastic Quotes

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who I am kidding. I hope you fall down the fuckin stairs too.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who I am kidding. I hope you fall down the fuckin stairs too.

Of all the ways to say fuck off, silence is my favorite.

Of all the ways to say fuck off, silence is my favorite.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

A dirty mind cannot be cleaned out, it can only be exploited.

A dirty mind cannot be cleaned out, it can only be exploited.

My soul was removed to make a room for all this sarcasm.

My soul was removed to make a room for all this sarcasm.

Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.

Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.

If it's the wrong place and the wrong time... I'll be there.

If it’s the wrong place and the wrong time… I’ll be there.

When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop.

When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop.

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Always saying I’m done with all that bullshit, but it goes on forever. Right?

Always saying I’m done with all that bullshit, but it goes on forever. Right?