Sarcastic Quotes

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who I am kidding. I hope you fall down the fuckin stairs too.

Of all the ways to say fuck off, silence is my favorite.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

A dirty mind cannot be cleaned out, it can only be exploited.

My soul was removed to make a room for all this sarcasm.

Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.

If it’s the wrong place and the wrong time… I’ll be there.

When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop.

Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent politely tolerate the obtuse for thousands of years.

Always saying I’m done with all that bullshit, but it goes on forever. Right?