Sarcastic Quotes

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Every day is…

Care about what other people think and you will become their prisoner. – Lao Tzu

Care about…

Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.

Didn’t care yesterday…

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

Don’t worry about…

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Be careful…

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Don’t like me?…

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin…

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

I love being me…

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life…

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single…