Sarcastic Quotes

Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.

Anything is possible…

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me?…

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

BITCHCRAFT…

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

I love free speech…

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Some people’s birth…

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Be careful…

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t…

A little piece of advice… Don't talk shit if you can't fight.

A little piece of advice…

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE…

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life…