Sarcastic

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
Share
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Share
A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill
Share
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
Share
71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
Share
52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.
Share
RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.
Share
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
Share
A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”
Share