We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill
We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. - John Hughes
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.
I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.
Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.
Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.