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Vulgar Quotes

Imagine how cool it would be if we lost weight every time we farted.
If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.
Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. - Angus Watson
It is OK to lose your shit sometimes because if you keep your shit, you’ll end up full of shit and then you’ll explode and there will be shit everywhere. A shit storm. And nobody wants that.
I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.
My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.
For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.
Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.
If you ever hear someone talking shit about me, look them dead in the eye and say, “you know they don’t give a fuck, right?”
Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.
If you show me you don't give a fuck, I'll show you that I'm better at it.
I used to be so nice and sweet. Now I’m just like fuck you, fuck that, fuck everybody.
You can not unfuck what has been fucked!
Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings
If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!
Just got a booty call from life. Apparently it wants to keep fucking me.
Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.
I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.