Vulgar Quotes

You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.
No matter how hard I try to be nice someone always tries to push my asshole button.
Fuck every single person that took advantage of your kindness and mistook it for weakness.
Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?
Maturity is knowing what shit to cut and what fuck to give.
I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.
Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.
Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.
KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.
At first I cared, but then I was like “Nah, fuck you”.
Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.
Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.
Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.
Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain
Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.
Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.
Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.
How to be grown up at work: Replace “Fuck You” with “OK Great”.