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Dudes with small pee pees have the most fucked up attitudes. Calm down, push pop
I may be a crazy bitch, but at least I am not a basic bitch.
I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.
Spanking is a one handed round applause in appreciation of a magnificent ass.
Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.
Kissing ass is a class I didn’t pass.
Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.
I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.
Forgive and forget? Nah. Fuck you and fuck that.