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Sex over 50 can be exciting. You never know whether it’s an orgasm, a stroke or just a cramp.

Sex over 50…

Who cares if girls look different with no makeup. Your dick looks hella different soft.

Who cares…

If you can’t handle the sass, you can’t handle the ass.

If you can’t handle the sass…

A simple hello could lead to a million things. Like butt touches.

A simple hello…

So if a woman’s bra is called an "over the shoulder boulder holder", then is a man’s underwear called "under the butt nut hut?"

So if a woman’s bra …

I just farted. That’s as close to a giving a shit as you going to get.

I just farted…

Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems long when it gets hard.

Life is like a penis…

They say penis size is related to shoe size. That makes clowns much more scarier.

They say penis size…

If your ass looks like 2 raccoons fighting in a sack of corn, say no to spandex.

If your ass looks like …

You should wear a condom on your head. Because If you are going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.

You should wear…