Vulgar Quotes

Men only have 2 emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
I've been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.
Fuck excuses, learn to admit when you fuck up.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.
Stop saying “everything happens for a reason” when you fuck up! Shit happens because you let it.
Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest.
If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.
Be nice, but not too nice. The world will FUCK YOU otherwise.
Is FUCKTASTROPHY a word? Because I feel it could be useful.
Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?
EVERYONE’S FUCKED UP. You just gotta figure out what kind of fucked up you’re into.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
I am a nice person. Just don't push the asshole button.
I may not be much help in telling you what works. But I sure have fucked up enough to tell you what doesn't.
It's never too late to get your shit together.
I have 3 moods: IDK, IDC, IDGAF.
You think everyone has the same heart as you, and that's what's going to fuck you up.
Every evening when I tell my boss "Have a good night", what I really saying is "Go fuck yourself".
I've learned a lot of great lessons from a few fucked up people.