Vulgar Quotes

BOOBS. Absolute proof that a man can in fact concentrate on two things at the same time.

BOOBS…

The bigger the dick the smaller the penis.

The bigger the dick…

I'm unable to fully relate to someone until I hear say them "Fuck".

I’m unable…

If you fuck up but then unfuck your fuck up and nobody saw the fuckery, did you even fuck up at all?

If you fuck up…

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

Just because you’re trash…

You know what’s sexier than a bad boy? A grown ass man with his shit together.

You know what’s sexier…

Of all the poop in the world, who decided that bat shit was the craziest?

Of all the poop in the world…

Sometimes, it doesn’t work with someone because they’re piece of shit, who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a peice of shit.

Sometimes, it doesn’t work…

Never make an eye contact while eating a banana.

Never make eye contact…

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

I actually gave a shit earlier…