Vulgar Quotes

Dudes with small pee pees have the most fucked up attitudes. Calm down, push pop

I may be a crazy bitch, but at least I am not a basic bitch.

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

Spanking is a one handed round applause in appreciation of a magnificent ass.

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.

Kissing ass is a class I didn’t pass.

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

Forgive and forget? Nah. Fuck you and fuck that.