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Dudes with small pee pees have the most fucked up attitudes. Calm down, push pop

Dudes with small pee pees have the most fucked up attitudes. Calm down, push pop

I may be a crazy bitch, but at least I am not a basic bitch.

I may be a crazy bitch, but at least I am not a basic bitch.

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

Spanking is a one handed round applause in appreciation of a magnificent ass.

Spanking is a one handed round applause in appreciation of a magnificent ass.

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.

Kissing ass is a class I didn't pass.

Kissing ass is a class I didn’t pass.

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

Forgive and forget? Nah. Fuck you and fuck that.

Forgive and forget? Nah. Fuck you and fuck that.