Vulgar Quotes

Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.

Love conquers all, except for herpes.

Whoever invented swear words is my fucking hero.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. – Samuel L. Jackson

Make yesterday the last day you spent giving a fuck about people that don’t show they give a fuck back.

Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

Fool me once, fuck you. I keep it simple.

How many times does one need to say “Excuse me” before “Holly shit, get out of the fucking way” becomes acceptable?

Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.

I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.