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Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.
Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain
Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.
Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.
Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.
How to be grown up at work: Replace “Fuck You” with “OK Great”.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes.
Don’t be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.
Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.