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Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.

Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.

How to be grown up at work: Replace "Fuck You" with "OK Great".

How to be grown up at work: Replace “Fuck You” with “OK Great”.

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes.

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes.

Don't be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.

Don’t be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.