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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.