Vulgar Quotes

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all. – Kurt Cobain

Nobody dies a virgin…

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Can you die from constipation?…

Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

Before you speak…

Listen, smile, agree. And then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. – Robert Downey Jr.

Listen, smile, agree…

How to be grown up at work: Replace "Fuck You" with "OK Great".

How to be grown up at work…

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes.

Before you diagnose yourself…

Don't be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.

Don’t be a magnet…

Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don’t make excuses…

Blessed are the constipated for they don’t give a shit.

Blessed are the constipated…

Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.

Friends are like boobs…