Vulgar Quotes

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men…

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Being a dick…

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like…

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused…

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want…

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

BITCHCRAFT…