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When a woman says “correct me if I’m wrong”, do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.

When a woman says…

Don’t ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, adorable tiny ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls. Shirt girls are badass!

Don’t ever piss off…

Women on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That’s how dangerous they are.

Women on the same…

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

When a woman asks…

Women only fart in front of men they love. If you haven’t heard her fart, you don’t have her heart.

Women only fart…

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.

Never underestimate…

Who cares if girls look different with no makeup. Your dick looks hella different soft.

Who cares…

If a man says “fine”, means the war is over. If a woman says “fine”, means the war just started.

If a man says “fine”…

So if a woman’s bra is called an "over the shoulder boulder holder", then is a man’s underwear called "under the butt nut hut?"

So if a woman’s bra …

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, kill someone, lose weight, and eat something sweet.

Being a woman…