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The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating. While the human female prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.

The female praying mantis…

Girls mature faster than guys because men don’t usually develop breasts until their mid 40's.

Girls mature faster…

Men, don’t judge women by pounds and you won’t be judged by inches.

Men, don’t judge women…

One man’s “damn she’s crazy” is another man’s “damn that dude was right”.

One man’s…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

I don’t get why men are always trying to have threesomes ... Like, why? Are you trying to disappoint 2 women at the same time.

I don’t get why…

The speed at which a woman says "I'm fine" is directly proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's about to follow.

The speed at which a woman says…

Short girls look so sweet and cute until you piss them off, then they are like a chipmunk with rabies.

Short girls…

As a true gentleman, I hold the door for my woman. Then I smack her ass.

As a true gentleman…

Women are like iPhones: you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: rub one ball and everything moves.

Women are like iPhones…