Women Quotes

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. - Madonna
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story.
Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
I am not fragile like a flower. I am fragile like a bomb.
A woman's anger is like a check engine light. There is no way to figure out why it came on. Just ignore it and hope it goes away.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. - Chauncey Depew
Men, if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2576 tabs open. ALL THE TIME.
How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?
Every girl is a doll. Either Barbie or Annabelle.
Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage and sick of everyone's shit.
Women don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.
WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.
Litttle girls cry. Big girls say fuck.
The 5 stages of woman's life
Never trust a girl who doesn't fart. Hard telling what else she's holding back from you.
Women won't date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.
I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.