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Single girls, please stop saying you should give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, please don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.

Single girls, please stop…

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Always love a woman…

There are two ways of arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

There are two ways…

Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, brestfeeding, menopause, hot-flashes, etc etc. Men have to deal with women. Tie.

Women have to deal…

The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out.

The only time a woman…

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Few women admit…

You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.

You know nothing about a woman…

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom.

Men who say…

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Telling an angry woman…

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Women need…