You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom.
Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Once a girl takes off her bra, don’t ask her to do shit. She’s clocked out from life.
Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn’t die.
Adult females friendships are mostly sending memes and helping diagnose sociopaths in each other’s lives.
How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.
Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed, and clean the whole house while she sleeps.
Every woman has a little bit of Marilyn inside of her. You just have to find out if it’s Monroe or Manson.
