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If a man says “fine”, means the war is over. If a woman says “fine”, means the war just started.

If a man says “fine”…

So if a woman’s bra is called an "over the shoulder boulder holder", then is a man’s underwear called "under the butt nut hut?"

So if a woman’s bra …

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, kill someone, lose weight, and eat something sweet.

Being a woman…

One woman’s piece of shit ex boyfriend is some drunk slut’s prince charming.

One woman’s…

The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating. While the human female prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.

The female praying mantis…

Girls mature faster than guys because men don’t usually develop breasts until their mid 40's.

Girls mature faster…

Men, don’t judge women by pounds and you won’t be judged by inches.

Men, don’t judge women…

One man’s “damn she’s crazy” is another man’s “damn that dude was right”.

One man’s…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

I don’t get why men are always trying to have threesomes ... Like, why? Are you trying to disappoint 2 women at the same time.

I don’t get why…