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Once a girl takes off her bra, don’t ask her to do shit. She’s clocked out from life.

Once a girl…

Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn’t die.

Never piss off…

Adult females friendships are mostly sending memes and helping diagnose sociopaths in each other’s lives.

Adult females friendships…

How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

How to win…

Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed, and clean the whole house while she sleeps.

Every woman’s dream…

Every woman has a little bit of Marilyn inside of her. You just have to find out if it’s Monroe or Manson.

Every woman…

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Every girl…

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story.

If you can make a woman laugh…

Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Girls have magic powers…

All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

All men like to think…