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Every woman has a little bit of Marilyn inside of her. You just have to find out if it’s Monroe or Manson.

Every woman has a little bit of Marilyn inside of her. You just have to find out if it’s Monroe or Manson.

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story.

If you can make a woman laugh, you’re almost there. If you’re almost there and then she laughs, that’s a different story.

Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

All men like to think they’re marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

A woman's anger is like a check engine light. There is no way to figure out why it came on. Just ignore it and hope it goes away.

A woman’s anger is like a check engine light. There is no way to figure out why it came on. Just ignore it and hope it goes away.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. - Chauncey Depew

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. – Chauncey Depew

Men, if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2576 tabs open. ALL THE TIME.

Men, if you ever want to know what a woman’s mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2576 tabs open. ALL THE TIME.

How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?

How come when a woman is pregnant everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations but no one rubs your balls and says good job?