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The speed at which a woman says "I'm fine" is directly proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's about to follow.

The speed at which a woman says…

Short girls look so sweet and cute until you piss them off, then they are like a chipmunk with rabies.

Short girls…

As a true gentleman, I hold the door for my woman. Then I smack her ass.

As a true gentleman…

Women are like iPhones: you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: rub one ball and everything moves.

Women are like iPhones…

Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense.

Your job as a woman…

Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn’t get laid, a unicorn dies.

Every time a woman shaves…

Women will say they are too tired to have sex. But that won’t stop them from arguing with you all night.

Women will say…

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this”, it usually smells nice.

One big difference…

Single girls, please stop saying you should give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, please don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.

Single girls, please stop…

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Always love a woman…