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Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense.

Your job as a woman…

Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn’t get laid, a unicorn dies.

Every time a woman shaves…

Women will say they are too tired to have sex. But that won’t stop them from arguing with you all night.

Women will say…

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this”, it usually smells nice.

One big difference…

Single girls, please stop saying you should give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, please don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.

Single girls, please stop…

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Always love a woman…

There are two ways of arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

There are two ways…

Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, brestfeeding, menopause, hot-flashes, etc etc. Men have to deal with women. Tie.

Women have to deal…

The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out.

The only time a woman…

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Few women admit…