Women Quotes

If you meet a girl that admits she's wrong, apologizes and change her way... Dump her because that might be a man. Women don't do that.
The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.
So let me get this straight. Women wear fake hear, nails, lashes, contacts. Buy fake tits, lips, ass, and get botox... but want a real man?
To the women who say "all men are the same". Maybe you shouldn't have tried them all?
The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.
Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
There is a big difference between a QUIET woman and a SILENT woman. The first one is a miracle. The second one is a time bomb.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
If a woman says, “do what you want”, do not do what you want. Stand still, don’t blink, don’t answer, don’t even breathe. Just play dead.
Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.
One woman’s “fuck him” is another woman’s “finally”.
If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.
For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.
Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.
Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.
Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.