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For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.

Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.

Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.