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The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.
Once a girl takes off her bra, don’t ask her to do shit. She’s clocked out from life.
Never trust a girl who doesn't fart. Hard telling what else she's holding back from you.
Litttle girls cry. Big girls say fuck.
If you meet a girl that admits she's wrong, apologizes and change her way... Dump her because that might be a man. Women don't do that.
Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.
Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.
Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
Bitch: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.