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With age come new skills... You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.
Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 min. Laughing increases life by 10 min. A laughing smoker never dies.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
My kind of people laugh at offensive jokes because they understand that life is ridiculous but also fucking hilarious.
Mirrors don’t lie. And lucky for you they don’t laugh either.
Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
Laughing is the best medicine. Unless you are laughing for no reason…Then you need medicine.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story.
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work I wouldn't even need a job anymore.