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You can not unfuck what has been fucked!
You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.
When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?
When in doubt, remember "FISH": Fuck It, Shit Happens.
When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to "go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.
WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.
Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.
Tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Tell someone you don't like to fuck off today.
To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!
TO ANYONE I HAVE EVER HURT, BLOWN OFF, JUDGED, DISRESPECTED ETC... you probably deserved that shit now fuck off.
Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death
Three rules for life: 1 Fuck, 2 Don't give a fuck, 3 Don't be fucked over