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Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can't.
Yeah, it's pretty hard not to be completely cynical these days. - David Byrne
Why is life testing me so hard lately? I mean I will survive but damn give me a fucking break.
While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.
When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth anymore of my time.
The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.
The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.
The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.
Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.