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You’re never too old to try something stupid.
You can be stupid or you can be loud. Please don’t be both.
When your ex says "you'll never find someone like me!" Reply, "that's the point".
When you are dead, you don't know that you're dead. All of the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid.
When someone calls me an “asshole” I get this warm feeling inside because my work here is done.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth anymore of my time.
We’re all being judged by someone who isn’t even close to having their own shit together.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
We all know someone who speaks fluent shit.