Inspirational Quotes

Stop breaking yourself down into bite-sized pieces to serve others. Stay whole and let them choke.

Stop breaking yourself down into bite-sized pieces to serve others. Stay whole and let them choke.

You’re never too old to try something stupid.

You’re never too old to try something stupid.

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle... Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle… Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Be the best version of you, unless you’re an asshole. Don’t be a better asshole.

Be the best version of you, unless you’re an asshole. Don’t be a better asshole.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. - Madonna

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. – Madonna

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say “you hit like a bitch”.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they’re dealing with.

The glass can be half empty or half full as long as there’s whiskey in it.

The glass can be half empty or half full as long as there’s whiskey in it.

Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.

Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.

Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together. You are either an ocean or a puddle, don't be a puddle. People walk through puddles like they are nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.

Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together. You are either an ocean or a puddle, don’t be a puddle. People walk through puddles like they are nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.

It's never too late to get your shit together.

It’s never too late to get your shit together.

When life puts you in tough situations don't say "why me" say "try me".

When life puts you in tough situations don’t say “why me” say “try me”.

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don’t let people bring you down.

Accept yourself. You don't have to prove shit to no one except yourself. - Drake

Accept yourself. You don’t have to prove shit to no one except yourself. – Drake