Inspirational Quotes

Stop stressing over shitty people.

Stop stressing over shitty people.

I will always struggle throughout my life. But I will always find a way to fucking survive.

I will always struggle throughout my life. But I will always find a way to fucking survive.

Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it.

Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it.

You weren't born to just pay bills and die.

You weren’t born to just pay bills and die.

Just be you, and if people don't like it, well fuck them.

Just be you, and if people don’t like it, well fuck them.

Shit Happens. Just flush it and move on.

Shit Happens. Just flush it and move on.

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you dream big enough, anything can come true. Just kidding. Get back to work.

If you dream big enough, anything can come true. Just kidding. Get back to work.

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.

Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth a jail time.

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth a jail time.

If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.

If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.

You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.

You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.

Always keep your chin up. Otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day.

Always keep your chin up. Otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.