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You can be stupid or you can be loud. Please don’t be both.
My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It means your level of stupidity rendered me speechless.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell
Be the piece of shit you want to be, not the piece of shit everyone thinks you are.
Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.
Every group needs its twat, and if you’re in a group of people and there isn’t a twat, then it’s you. – Angus Watson
Forgiving you means I no longer dwell on what an asshole you are. It doesn’t mean you are no longer an asshole.
Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
I don’t need the last laugh. I’ve been laughing at your dumb ass the entire time.
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.
Well, aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
If you don’t like the word cunt, then don’t act like a cunt, and you won’t be called a cunt. Ya cunt.
I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like “Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a Scorpio”. No Susan, you’re just a bitch.
If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
People like to say they are “Real”, but they don’t say real what. Real shady, real needy, a real piece of shit. Sorry, but I need you to be more specific.
Bitch Please, I’m so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.
You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced, and inside everyone’s pants.
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.