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Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

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Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.
THE FOUR STAGE OF LIFE: 1. You believe in Santa Claus, 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus, 3. You are Santa Claus, 4. You look like Santa Claus
The best revenge is to just happily move on and let karma do the rest.
Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.
Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.
My dream job would be driving the karma bus.