Life Quotes

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. - Alexa Chung

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. – Alexa Chung

If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry it will try again tomorrow.

If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry it will try again tomorrow.

Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.

Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes.

Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it makes you want to scream, cry or throw up.

Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it makes you want to scream, cry or throw up.

Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks. - Ricky Gervais

Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks. – Ricky Gervais

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. – William Goldman

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. – William Goldman

Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.

Raise your hand if you have had quite enough unsolicited advice about what should be done with any lemons that life may or may not give you.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out.

Life is what happens when you’re busy reading inspirational quotes.

Life is what happens when you’re busy reading inspirational quotes.

When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.

When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death

Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.

I really hope my life doesn’t flash before my eyes when I die. There’s some shit I’d rather not see again.

I really hope my life doesn’t flash before my eyes when I die. There’s some shit I’d rather not see again.

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. - George Carlin

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school. – George Carlin

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Oh my lifestyle offends you? Go hold your breath until I give a damn.

Oh my lifestyle offends you? Go hold your breath until I give a damn.