Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.
Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.
Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.
BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.
I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.
Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
A little piece of advice…Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.
A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF
Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.
RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”