People Quotes

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.

When people try to drag you into their drama, remember this: not your rodeo not your bull.

When people try to drag you into their drama, remember this: not your rodeo not your bull.

Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.

Some people speak so much crap, it’s difficult to know whether to offer them toilet paper or a breath mint.

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.

When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?

When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

Be happy. It drives people crazy.

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person, I’m just not a stupid people person.

I love it when people think they're going to punish me by not talking to me.

I love it when people think they’re going to punish me by not talking to me.

Isn't it pathetic how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they weren't even worth a second of it.

Isn’t it pathetic how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they weren’t even worth a second of it.

To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reason, 99% I just don't.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reason, 99% I just don’t.

Jim Morrison was right. People are fucking strange.

Jim Morrison was right. People are fucking strange.

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.

No one knows your business like other people.

No one knows your business like other people.

I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That's how little faith I have left in humanity.

I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That’s how little faith I have left in humanity.

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.

Seriously, I don’t know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren’t coming back for them.

In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.

In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.