There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.

There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.

I am currently experiencing life at the speed of 15 WTF's per hour.

I am currently experiencing life at the speed of 15 WTF’s per hour.

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.

Start each day with a goal so you have something to fuck up.

Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely not!

Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely not!

Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.

Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.

Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how much money you have.

Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how much money you have.

You can't do epic shit with basic people.

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.

Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings... as if I have any.

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings… as if I have any.