Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.
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Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.
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I don’t hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
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Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
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When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?
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I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. - Madonna
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Be happy. It drives people crazy.
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Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.
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I’d rather be an honest asshole than a well liked liar.
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Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.
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When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".
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Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
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I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
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Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!
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Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.
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I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
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It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
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I love it when people think they're going to punish me by not talking to me.
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