Posts RUSAFU - Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

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There is no problem so big you can’t run away from it. - Charles M. Schulz

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I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

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Stop breaking yourself down into bite-sized pieces to serve others. Stay whole and let them choke.

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If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

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Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.

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Karma takes too long. I’d rather just beat the crap out of you now.

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Quitters never win, and winners never quit talking about how they won.

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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

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People can’t use you if you’re useless.

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Don’t confuse a smile with someone baring teeth.

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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually. - W. C. Fields

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Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don't ask why you’re still married.

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Coffee fuels my sarcasm. What fuels your stupidity?

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Be the piece of shit you want to be, not the piece of shit everyone thinks you are.

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Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson

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Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

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I laugh when people try to figure me out. Like, good luck. I can’t even figure me out.

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