Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.

Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.

Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.

Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.