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I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.

I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Laughing is the best medicine. Unless you are laughing for no reason…Then you need medicine.

Laughing is the best medicine. Unless you are laughing for no reason…Then you need medicine.

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

KARMASUTRA: When life fucks you in all sorts of creative ways.

Some people just need a hug…around the neck…with a rope.

Some people just need a hug… around the neck… with a rope.

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

At first I cared, but then I was like “Nah, fuck you”.

At first I cared, but then I was like “Nah, fuck you”.

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Every day is another opportunity to fuck it all up again.

Care about what other people think and you will become their prisoner. – Lao Tzu

Care about what other people think and you will become their prisoner. – Lao Tzu

Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.

Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.