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If you put an inspirational quote under your selfie, no one can see your narcissism.

If you put an inspirational quote under your selfie, no one can see your narcissism.

Dream Big, Set Goals. Write goals on a nice paper and never look at them again.

Dream Big, Set Goals. Write goals on a nice paper and never look at them again.

I wanna be mad rich. But I’m only mad, so I’m half way there.

I wanna be mad rich. But I’m only mad, so I’m half way there.

You deserve peace. Normalize telling people to fuck off.

You deserve peace. Normalize telling people to fuck off.

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Shit happens. Wipe your ass and move on.

Shit happens. Wipe your ass and move on.

The world would be a better place if everyone would just shut the fuck up for two seconds and chill.

The world would be a better place if everyone would just shut the fuck up for two seconds and chill.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

Those who doubt your ability probably have a valid reason.

Those who doubt your ability probably have a valid reason.