Some people’s birth certificates should be an apology letters from the condom factory.
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Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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A little piece of advice…Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.
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A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF
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Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you’ll need it.
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The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
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Only dead fish go with the flow.
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A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill
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A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
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71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
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52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.
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RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.
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A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
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A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”
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