A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.
RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
A large group of people is called a “NO THANKS”